This Thank you goes out to the staffers who have still made time for those running around on the Sr3 grid, as well as the players who've returned and sunk their teeth into that familiar flesh known as Seattle. 

Thank you Noor, Waffle, Dreamer, MrSix, and oh, what the hell, thanks Melkir!

No thanks for me?  But I didn't even do anything!  Don't I deserve to be not thanked by name?  Haven't I at least not not earned the right to not not be not thanked? 

This is the way I see it Tear.  Since you aren't being thanked individually for not doing anything at all, when quite frankly that's definitely not something you'd want to not give any uncredited deflammatory miscommunication to, I'd say you aren't unlucky at all.  Why, rather, I might say that you are the most not unluckiest non-person ever to be undying right in the midst of not-a-god-damn-thing-going-on-whatsoever.  If it weren't up to me I'd be up in a peaceful departing not arguing the non claim to fame you definitely don't have.

wut?

Thank you, Tear. For just being you.