michigan
Poser
 Offline
Posts: 132
Data Monkey
|
 |
« on: April 28, 2006, 08:40:30 PM » |
|
With all other staffers gone, I declare myself interim leader of these boards!? All bow and make tithes and offerings to...
Kinglord Emperor Michigan the Awesome, Duke of Earl!
...phear me...
<<11:25 EST>> (struts about proudly)
<<12:27 EST>> (assembles a cabinet of leaders.? Loses key parts to cabinet and throws cabinet and instructions into the moat)
<<11:31 EST>> (declares his domestic policy: You scratch my back, I'll eat your peanut butter!)
<<11:38 EST>> (declares his foreign policy: I must not fear...fear is the mindkiller)
<<11:46 EST>> (acts nonchalant as Dreamer walks in and sees him in his ceremonial garb)
...uh...hey...
|
|
|
|
« Last Edit: April 28, 2006, 09:07:25 PM by michigan »
|
Logged
|
There is no faith in which to hide
Even truth is filled with lies
Doubting angels fall to walk among the living
I'm in a mood becuase of scorn
I'm in a mood for total war
Through the darkened skies once more, and ever onward...
|
|
|
|
Dreamer
|
|
« Reply #1 on: April 28, 2006, 09:06:51 PM » |
|
.... This is the last time I leave the dust bunnies alone for a minute.
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
Greater Poop:? Are you really serious or what?
Mal-2:? Sometimes I take humor seriously.? Sometimes I take seriousness humorously.? Either way it is irrelevant.
|
|
|
michigan
Poser
Offline
Posts: 132
Data Monkey
|
|
« Reply #2 on: April 28, 2006, 09:08:32 PM » |
|
(looks at himself in the ceremonial garb)
Say whatever you want, you know I look fabulous!
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
There is no faith in which to hide
Even truth is filled with lies
Doubting angels fall to walk among the living
I'm in a mood becuase of scorn
I'm in a mood for total war
Through the darkened skies once more, and ever onward...
|
|
|
|
Dreamer
|
|
« Reply #3 on: April 28, 2006, 09:13:08 PM » |
|
*gets the vaccuum* Yes, you look wonderful. Now put the strainer back where it belongs and get the underwear off your head.  |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
Greater Poop:? Are you really serious or what?
Mal-2:? Sometimes I take humor seriously.? Sometimes I take seriousness humorously.? Either way it is irrelevant.
|
|
|
michigan
Poser
Offline
Posts: 132
Data Monkey
|
|
« Reply #4 on: April 28, 2006, 09:15:51 PM » |
|
awww....(grumble grumble)...joykill...(grumble)
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
There is no faith in which to hide
Even truth is filled with lies
Doubting angels fall to walk among the living
I'm in a mood becuase of scorn
I'm in a mood for total war
Through the darkened skies once more, and ever onward...
|
|
|
|
Dreamer
|
|
« Reply #5 on: April 28, 2006, 09:48:42 PM » |
|
*waits until Michigan goes around the corner and puts her crown on*
I am the real ruler of the Dust Bunnies! Mwah!
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
Greater Poop:? Are you really serious or what?
Mal-2:? Sometimes I take humor seriously.? Sometimes I take seriousness humorously.? Either way it is irrelevant.
|
|
|
michigan
Poser
Offline
Posts: 132
Data Monkey
|
|
« Reply #6 on: April 28, 2006, 11:13:54 PM » |
|
(Plots a dustbunny revolt)
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
There is no faith in which to hide
Even truth is filled with lies
Doubting angels fall to walk among the living
I'm in a mood becuase of scorn
I'm in a mood for total war
Through the darkened skies once more, and ever onward...
|
|
|
|
yamahatshi
|
|
« Reply #7 on: May 14, 2006, 08:02:33 AM » |
|
(Plots a dustbunny revolt)
Let me help... <<11:31 EST>> (declares his domestic policy: You scratch my back, I'll eat your peanut butter!)
I'll keep the peanut butter dho. (Yama puts a motion of distrust in people who fight over Pie and Cookies) This should help. And if it doesn't the B.F.G. should do the trick slaying dreamers slave's |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
Let's pump some lead in the air, and see what falls over.
|
|
|
|
Dreamer
|
|
« Reply #8 on: May 14, 2006, 04:11:20 PM » |
|
You can never get rid of all the Dust Bunnies, and they belong to me. Mwahahahah!
Gods know I don't dust enough....
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
Greater Poop:? Are you really serious or what?
Mal-2:? Sometimes I take humor seriously.? Sometimes I take seriousness humorously.? Either way it is irrelevant.
|
|
|
|
yamahatshi
|
|
« Reply #9 on: May 17, 2006, 02:35:02 AM » |
|
Pull's out th B.F.G. and pumps the dust bunny's full of lead.
Die you horrid beast Die !!!
Reloads the B.F.G. and put's it away to use an other time.
Now that should get rid of most of the dust bunny's(and all they where standing on.)
Looks at the smoking crater with a big grin on his face.
That should do the trick.
No more dust bunny's on this side.
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
Let's pump some lead in the air, and see what falls over.
|
|
|
Paavo
Squatter
Offline
Posts: 64
|
|
« Reply #10 on: May 17, 2006, 06:19:39 AM » |
|
I take a moment of my time to teach Yama how to use a broom, because if you keep blowing up the house we'll never be able to have nice things.
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
|
yamahatshi
|
|
« Reply #11 on: May 17, 2006, 07:09:59 AM » |
|
I don't need no stupid broom
Get's a vaccuum cleaner
Paave modern thinking of you...
Broom don't make me laugh.
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
Let's pump some lead in the air, and see what falls over.
|
|
|
|
Waffle
|
|
« Reply #12 on: May 17, 2006, 10:59:19 AM » |
|
B.F.G.s don't fire lead. Hell, they don't even fire bullets.
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
Cookies. Yum.
|
|
|
|
Dreamer
|
|
« Reply #13 on: May 17, 2006, 11:36:12 AM » |
|
When you blow things up, you turn things to dust and give them more places to land on/hide under. So you've just increased my army. Thanks.  |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
Greater Poop:? Are you really serious or what?
Mal-2:? Sometimes I take humor seriously.? Sometimes I take seriousness humorously.? Either way it is irrelevant.
|
|
|
|
yamahatshi
|
|
« Reply #14 on: May 21, 2006, 06:25:27 AM » |
|
death to the undead dust bunny's. Yama grabs the good old flamethrower out of the broom clossetAnd blows the dust bunny's of the weaponThey are everywhere and i am here to stop them.  turns the flamethrower on, and tested the flame on the dust bunny'sDie dust bunny's die!!! |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
Let's pump some lead in the air, and see what falls over.
|
|
|
|
NS:SE
