IN THE SUPERIOR COURT OF NEW SEATTLE
TEAR, (aka BUBBLEGUM) v. GREEN ELF (aka COBALT)
PLAINTIFF TEAR'S COMPLAINT
STATEMENT OF FACTS
1. Defendant Green Elf is a registered member of the New Seattle Forums, and an active player on the New Seattle MUX.
2. Defendant Green Elf, planning to GM a run on Sunday, June the 7th, did not give notice of such run until Saturday, June the 6th.
CLAIMS
1. Defendant Green Elf's insufficient notice constitutes a violation of New Seattle Statute 6011.45.
2. Defendant Green Elf's insufficient notice constitutes the tort of unfair surprisory.
3. Defendant Green Elf's insufficient notices constitutes an equitable claim of All Your Karma Are Belong To Us.
RELIEF REQUESTED
1. Plaintiff Tear respectfully requests that this Court grant her the relief of 1,000,000 (one million) karma, and 10,000,000 (ten million) nuyen.
There, you asked to be sued, and now you have been! Boosh! Also, I'll prolly be there
